I made some progress since the last announcement. I have been making paper. I'm sittin' on 1.5 mil in cheddar. I now wield a grenade launcher, modded out advance assault rifle and combat MG. The new laws passed in the State of San Andreas had one good policy of lower the cost of going to the hospital from $2000 to $500.
However Rockstar tryin' to take away my shine by cuttin' the payouts of all the missions in half. I'm always thinkin' ludicrously it's all about the progress, and if it's not makin' that money then it ain't part of my process. Less dough = less hos and less blow.
I try to advance to level 84. I quit out and get back in, only for them to tell me, those missions and hustlin' didn't count. That's bullshit.
The main way to make money in a GTA shouldn't be drivin' in circles. While there's a good amount of people in the crew, people have gotten tired of being shot in the face by a punk ass bitch until they have no money.
When heists get implemented it will be too late. My homies will go to Whereveristan and squat and drop nuts on enemies. I'm stuck at level Eight Fo' with no place to go.
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Saturday, October 12, 2013
My lvl 57 thoughts on the $500,000 stimulus package in GTA Online
Yo' dawg, it's me TURbo. I flew in to Los Santos to make a name fo' myself. The only contact I had was Lamar from life invader.
I started small. Did some low pay high risk jobs from Gerald, and Simeon. I robbed over 20 convenience and liquor stores in the state of San Andreas. I risked my life to repo a car for only 2 G's.
Now I hear, that the State of San Andreas is giving $500,000 to all hustlers, just because they flew into Los Santos? That shit is wack. I had to save my money to get a nice 10 car garage, with a penthouse high end apartment off the Del Perro Freeway. All I had was a 9, and hustle on my mind, and now pussy ass bitches can get that without tryin? Dat shits fucked up.
I stole a large cargo transport aircraft from a private military contractor. I broke into a military base to steal transport helicopter and also destroy fighter jets.
I went from nothin' into something. I started as muscle and worked my way up to commissioner in my crew. I got 335K in the bank, and made over 2 mill. I only had a Cheval Fugitive. Now I have a tricked out Ruiner, Dominator, Cavaclade, Bati 801, Elegy Rh-8, and a Sabre Turbo. I got a nice flat screen, and I blow endo, and take shots of henney in my crib. I got a mothafuckin' arsenal of AK's M4s, sawed, pump, Double A, shotty. Cops or other punk ass gangs can't stop me.
Anyway Rockstar got the whole block bumpin, I ain't gonna like it but the hood gone love it.
Peace out. LASERTIME Fo' Lyfe.
TURbo
I started small. Did some low pay high risk jobs from Gerald, and Simeon. I robbed over 20 convenience and liquor stores in the state of San Andreas. I risked my life to repo a car for only 2 G's.
Now I hear, that the State of San Andreas is giving $500,000 to all hustlers, just because they flew into Los Santos? That shit is wack. I had to save my money to get a nice 10 car garage, with a penthouse high end apartment off the Del Perro Freeway. All I had was a 9, and hustle on my mind, and now pussy ass bitches can get that without tryin? Dat shits fucked up.
I stole a large cargo transport aircraft from a private military contractor. I broke into a military base to steal transport helicopter and also destroy fighter jets.
I went from nothin' into something. I started as muscle and worked my way up to commissioner in my crew. I got 335K in the bank, and made over 2 mill. I only had a Cheval Fugitive. Now I have a tricked out Ruiner, Dominator, Cavaclade, Bati 801, Elegy Rh-8, and a Sabre Turbo. I got a nice flat screen, and I blow endo, and take shots of henney in my crib. I got a mothafuckin' arsenal of AK's M4s, sawed, pump, Double A, shotty. Cops or other punk ass gangs can't stop me.
Anyway Rockstar got the whole block bumpin, I ain't gonna like it but the hood gone love it.
Peace out. LASERTIME Fo' Lyfe.
TURbo
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